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gossipgran:

i hit rock bottom like every 2 weeks

guy:

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

123ery:

i dont care if text posts are fake, let me believe the world is funny and creative and parents are weird and teachers are fun and coincidences always line up with the joke. it gives me hope.

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

conjuringthenight:

I 💗 Fall.

“Periods aren’t an excuse to get out of anything.” — People who have never experienced blood pouring out of their genitals (via wiifitting)

Pacific Rim - For Love, For Family, For the One (by shadowfree99)

failgineer:

bcimperator:

tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.

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Seems legit

I have been laughing at this for an uncomfortable amount of time.

mrrandomneseianese:

Guys can we talk about how great reversed gifs are

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like we have the vacuums

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we have the dirty stuff

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we have the fixers

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we have the ceptioners

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and we have my favorite 

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like these are the greatest things in the world

coffeepeople:

There are two types of single people 

  1. desperately wants to be in a relationship
  2. desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible 

I am both.

thebobblehat:

Those two are going to turn into some anime magical girl forms or something

We’re sort of like a team…